Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.”
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning
a little tip for you guys if you ever come across maps/pedophiles online including images of porn or stories, report the incident here https://report.cybertip.org !! i have taught a few ppl on here to do that bc reporting to staff often only gets the blog deleted with no legal action taken. i can confirm that blogs actually have been taken down after reporting it to this site meaning it was investigated. please reblog this to spread the word
bringing this back because tumblr staff doesnt even know how to properly report cp blogs when they do finally do fucking anything about it
gagareflex 